z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

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keepcalmandsuperwholock:

uctwerkeley:

slimewizard:

never not reblog

And then there’s good ol’ America

This actually makes me so angry. The truth is right here and people see it and brush it aside. We really could make things better. But no, America apparently wants to suck forever.

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A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

(Source: marrowack)

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deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: elizadeathchilds)

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adamsbabble:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

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